Rectalysis

A thorough dissection of a given idea down to its etymology, history, and countless bullshit considered ancillary to said idea. Considered on par with dissertations in academia, rectalyses are provided by Masters and honors undergraduate students seeking admission to medical school and are proctored by... well, proctologists and other MDs.

Jeffrey: How was that exam? You don't look good.
Adam: Bruh, I don't feel good! I got the worst rectalysis of my lifetime. Poor bum's gonna be sore this week. :(

by EternalSoldier November 26, 2024

resaluteion

A settlement of a disagreement regarding either a medieval stringed instrument or a gesture-of-respect greeting among servicemen.

When I'm "in the zone" with my old-school guitar, I detest having to "shatter the spell" by removing my hand from the strings to make the standard acknowledgement every time a fellow uniformed individual happens by, so perhaps if I simply break into a "triple R" --- i.e., Rousing Rendition of Reveille --- on my instrument whenever I observe the approach of one of said individuals, that might be a mutually-palatable resaluteion.

by QuacksO January 5, 2025

Restarded

A person who is so dumb that their brain might've been restarted, was born yesterday, and is retarded

You see that trouble maker there? Shes probably Restarded.

by Flompus Translator February 5, 2025

resalvuate

to regain saliva and moisture in a dry or parched mouth

She has to resalvuate her mouth after the wind dehydrated it.

by heyyyk March 21, 2025

Restaurant, restaUurant, restauranT

Restaurant, restaUurant, restauranT

Restaurant, restaUurant, restauranT

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Redtale

Redtale is an AU of the video game Undertale by Toby Fox which takes place in an alternate history timeline, specifically a timeline in which Undyne and Alphys found Soviet propaganda in the garbage river instead of Japanese anime. This led to a noticeable divergence in the timeline, wherein Asgore abdicated his throne after a successful worker’s revolt in the CORE and Hotland that nearly led to the destruction of New Home due to a meltdown within the Core’s reactor. Undyne then took over as the dictatrix of the underground with Alphys as her second in command, along with Sans joining her secret service and Papyrus becoming the commissar of the Greater Snowdin Municipality. The AU has a more militaristic and semi-grimdark vibe compared to Undertale’s original timeline, with the lore being focused around how the underground has changed since Undyne came into power and took steps to realize her authoritarian communist utopia, known as the Underground Socialist Union.

Within the Redtale AU, Muffet was strangled by the authoritarian economic policies of the Underground Socialist Union, leading to the formation of the spider mafia.

by Asriel___LOVER April 27, 2025

Rental Husband

A man that is for hire to do manly things around the house.

Woman’s mentality = I don’t need a man for anything!!! Umm, excuse me (Rental Husbands name). Can you shovel out my house, car and driveway because there is a foot of snow outside? I’ll get you a six pack of Coors Light after your done.

by The800ButtNuggets January 26, 2026