harry potter

1. Unfortunately a series of books and films. Both are poor representations of teen life as a wizard. Predictable plot and a book for illiterate young people. Most probably Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone the only book any chav scally or retard has ever read and called a book. It follows one insignificant boy through a world of toil which happens incidentally within the space of 7 years. Ironically it took 10 years to write what supposibly took 7 years to achieve from a novice wizard and takes an average reader at least a week and a half of hard core reading. Some have suggested that it is an imitation of lord of the rings, however these people have only seen the film and have very little imagination or in the case of most people have seen nor read either and are intent on refusing that either are good or bad.

2. The name of a person who now gets ridiculed for having the same name as a boy from a book written by a millionaire.

"Why can't Harry Potter be just a name again? Oh, because someone had the ignorance of writing something so dull and predictable."

by solidPope October 31, 2008

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

harry potter

awsome series of books and movies(unfinished), written by the majestic jk rowling, and the world have bought more harry potter books than bibles or dictionarys since they came out, in australia the fourth movie just came out yesterday and it was the BEST!!!

The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

by briellen September 9, 2006

Harry Potter

A seven-part novel and movie series written by English writer, J. K. Rowling, following the tale of an orphan, Harry Potter, who one day discovers he is the most famous wizard of all, having defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort at the age of one. From this attack, Harry Potter recieved a lightning bolt shaped scar. Harry and his friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger fight against Dark magic to defeat Lord Voldemort once and for all.

Harry Potter is seriously misjudged as most people say it supports the occult, is childish, and boring. Most of the people who say this have not read the series, and have no right to criticize it.

Guy: I just read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Girl: Harry Potter is so stupid. J. K. Rowling is using her books to promote the occult. Not to mention that they're children's books. Why would you read something like that?? Oh, and let's not forget how boring it is to read!

Guy: Have you actually read Harry Potter?

Girl: I wouldn't waste my time.

Guy: You're a dumbass.

by Cubhicbu July 6, 2010

poptart

an instant message. spun from the old NT popup program.

Marianne just sent me a poptart (poptarted me).

by Snow Goddess November 10, 2004

Poptart

1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.

1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.

by Tyler Oulette August 29, 2008

Poptart

A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.

1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.

by Gavin Gill August 15, 2008