Potato IQ 

A name given to someone who has an IQ equivalent to that of a potato

"You know Amber? She did some dumb shit, so now I like to call her Potato IQ"

Potato IQ by SoapWasGod April 18, 2018

Potato Head

a legitimate idiot. this person is a complete fatty that is a straight up unco at everything and can not do anything right.
a straight up sped who is pretty useless.

My brother is a potato head.

Potato Head by LittleStoleYourMcNuggets March 25, 2019

Potato Chip Crotch Crust 

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

Potato Chip Crotch Crust by nothin-nice July 2, 2007

potato water

The gray creamy liquid that is ejaculated by a male after having got a vasectomy.

I shot a load of potato water in my wifes face last night.

potato water by shaar January 5, 2009

potato peeler 

A female who scrapes her teeth on a male's penis while giving fellatio.

Man, you don't wanna mess wit that chick. I heard she's a potato peeler...

potato peeler by SweetSixer December 1, 2003

Potato head

One who is doesn't care to think things through or plan ahead.
A vacuous individual, a mental couch potato.

What a potato head, he didn't even bother to check and see if there was enough gas in the car before we left.

Potato head by Panthera Atrox March 4, 2011

Potato Salad 

An extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. Composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. The consumption of Potato Salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. The effects of Potato Salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.

Dave:"I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"

Chase:'dude, its only potato salad...'

Dave:"NO DUDE! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! *Howl*"

Chase:'MY GOD! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! ITS JUST

Potato Salad by BigNig May 7, 2005