MP4 Player

Someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.

Example 1:
Nerdy Kid: Yo, what's up, I'm cool now!
Phil: No you're not, you're just an MP4 Player.

Example 2:
Salesman: BUY OXI CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oxi Clean is such an MP4 Player.

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

Hockey Player

extreme coke user, snorts it all day long...

'24 hours of snorting' shit man, im a total hockey player now! 'nose falls off'

by anthony p November 2, 2004

CS Player

A Chump ass mofo who has a cock in one hand, and a mouse in the other playing CS.

They is teh SUCK!!

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

card player

A card player is a girl how will go out with any guy because she wants attention from guys so she can get money any time she or he needs it then breaks up with you.

i got card played by a girl yesterday then she dumped me a girl who will go out with you for money card player.

by PMACSKIDS August 22, 2016

Poverty Player

Poverty Player: 1) Someone who assumes they have game, believes themselves to be superior to EVERYONE around them, but at the end of the day, is yet ANOTHER ass clown; 2) someone who buys a lot of knockoffs; 3) a bona fide douche bag that ONLY works out his upper body (and has chicken legs)

I saw that Poverty Player over on Canal Street buying a gold-plated Fucci (fake Gucci) watch she is telling everyone her bf bought her for Christmas.

My boss is a real Poverty Player; he told everyone he got his MBA from Harvard when really it was from an online unviersity from Puerto Rico.

by couturecutie84 February 18, 2011

Xbox player

A dude with a brave personality and a huge cock with all the fine and pretty girls unlike a ps4 player

Wow he plays Xbox I hope he don’t take my girl since he’s and Xbox player

by Facts and nothing else November 16, 2020

oboe player

the oboe player is a strange breed. do to there shrunken brains do to the pressure put on there head from pushing all that
air thew the tiny hole. they are the most pathetic person you'll see. usual female, they never have drama in the section but look like there drinking a caparison when playing

oh look there are only two oboe players this year again thos pathetic little shits

by oogoommm April 20, 2022