Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011

burn the pixels

To use very often. (as in using until it heats up)

If i buy a new laptop, i'm going to burn the pixels on it.

by slang Webster July 8, 2011

Pull a pixel

When you go afk and just leave without telling anybody.

"why does he always have to Pull a pixel!"

by somebody1111 February 26, 2019

Pewdiepie's Pixelings

A game created by Outerminds and Pewdiepie. It is the greatest game they have released yet, with wierd and funny characters and story and it completly free, and that's a great price.

Mate: Yo bro you know Pewdiepie's Pixelings?
Bro: Nah mate
Mate: *puts him in a rocket and sends him at lightspeed into the sun*

by www.sketchywebsite.net November 18, 2019

Planck's Pixel Limit

Based upon an analog of Planck's Length, the Planck's Pixel Limit is the absolute "zoom" one can use to narrow down on/enlarge a photo before pixels become meaningless.

CSI-type show:
"Computer, enhance! Enhance! Computer, why can't you enhance any more, dammit?!"
"Special Agent X, it appears that this image has reached its Planck's Pixel Limit; there is no more information to show that makes sense in our universe."

by jaques_custodian February 26, 2023

four f******* pixels

Scp 096 meme

MTF: IN THE PIC THERE WAS FOUR F******* pixels

by Imthehamman June 27, 2023

Killed by a pixel

When you get killed by someone super far away in a battle royale/Battlefield-style game. Very often they are so far away that they appear to be nothing more than a pixel, hence the phrase 'killed by a pixel'.

*Player dies by someone incredibly far away*
Player: "Great, killed by a pixel again."

by suburban__dictionary September 12, 2023