pirate smog

When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time

Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.

by jimbomcc June 28, 2018

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Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

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Pirate invasion

A term used to describe a group of gold diggers all looking for the same guy.

John: Gosh darn, there's a Pirate invasion.
Kylie: PLEEEEEASSE NOOOTIIIICE MEEEEEE
Lilia: MOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

by Dropped My Idiot January 3, 2019

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Pirat

A word used to describe someone who is annoying, irritable, and acts immature for their age.

Steve is pirat.

by Andrew fell off of a cloud May 9, 2019

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Piratest

A term used by the coolest of people to flex how much more of a pirate they are and assert their position of authority

Idiot Bully Dude: “What’s up, NERD”

Cool as heck kid: “I’ll have you know I am the piratest out of us all!”

Idiot Bully Dude: “Oh my bad man I take it back I didn’t mean it I’m really sorry please don’t hurt me”

by Absolutely_stupid April 21, 2019

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