Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday

guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 24, 2007

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

head patch

Another name for hair atop one's head.

1) I'm getting my head patch shaved
2) That girl pulled on my head patch during the cat fight

by Andzdab February 14, 2006

cabbage patch

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look

I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch

by Black Lasagna May 18, 2011

cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

by KBiggz December 10, 2011

patchachitycha

useless junk, or shit

I have no use for that patchachitycha

by Dont mess with Garrett u fagel September 27, 2008

Patchstheprt

1.Usually known as a highly capable Pee-Ker Range Tank in the game of Runescape.
2. A maxed Range Tank in the game of Runescape.
3. Another way of saying "Viva-la-Valhalla!"

1. Dude, he's so Patchstheprt
2. "Have you heard about Patchstheprt?" "Yeah, He's a total tank."
3. "Viva-la-Valhalla!" "Yeah! Patchstheprt!"

by Argh! I'ma Pirate! April 13, 2009