Planking

Where someone lies as straight as a plank with hands and legs parallel with the body on random objects, fences, buildings, signposts, etc trying to get the coolest pics for facebook.

Mate, he wasn't balancing, he was planking.

by L0Wee June 9, 2011

Packing the Fudge

A saying the originated in the 70's. When two homosexual males have sex there is only one of two places that dick is going into. Let's just hope it doesn't cause constipation. Gay people need a way to make love too.

When Gary put his dick up Larry's ass he started packing the fudge.

by TheWhiteBowser August 2, 2016

planking

verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.

Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"

by alexman91 June 6, 2011

Planking

Planking is when someone lies flat on their stomach with their arms straight back against their body. The straighter your body, arms, and legs, the better the plank, then they try to do it on narrow surfaces. This craze started in Australia.

Emily got wasted and started planking on the countertop in the kitchen.

by ChristiLeilani June 12, 2011

packing

Taking a large ammount of illicit drugs, cutting them and putting them into smaller containers for easy sale on "the street".*

Additionally, the term is also used to describe someone carrying a weapon of any sort and is old school derogitive for anal sex.
* denotes sense used in example.

I need to get back to the crib to do some packing. My boys just dropped off a shipment (of drugs).

by Bill G January 5, 2006

rock star parking

A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG SUV looking for a space that partially covers both the handicap spot and the fire lane so as to allow yourself to walk less than one and a half feet to get your fat ass into the front door.

Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen teenie boppers hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like a professional celebrity!

by DMastro April 21, 2008

peter panning

Extremely flamboyant individual who is suspiciously gay, moving about with feminine characteristics.

"Will you quit peter panning around the house and get ready for dinner."

by Trill Chris December 16, 2011