Poser

A poser is someone with no friends and is most likely a real estate agent with a beard and a BMW

Look at that poser! He even parked his beemer in the driveway of the house hes selling.

by Iamdabonglord December 26, 2018

poser

Someone who is only slightly into a hobby simply so they can act as though they’re an expert in it and have an excuse once they are called a poser

Dang he’s such a cheap poser. He’s only been a skater for a week and he acts like he’s a pro

by Im_not_here__ January 8, 2019

Poser

A person that usually goes by the name Angel Rodriguez and although he may seem harmless at first he later on does snakey fake things.

That guy is such a poser.

by Amie1234 June 14, 2018

peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis

Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram

by Skeetman337 June 19, 2018

Poser

A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.

Hector Laguna is a poser.

by Ilizibith August 19, 2018

poser

Hurriedly and randomly collecting scattered pieces of shit
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.

And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.

Golly Bill,,, Mr. Ware sure did put a nice collection of abstract
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.

by Handy Dick Vandy August 26, 2022

Poser

A person who starts a Misfits tribute band and worries more about what they look like and the exact lyrics than actually worrying about having fun. Can often be seen at San Miguel's eating TexMex and wearing a leather trenchcoat.

Wade is a poser.

by C4_Party November 17, 2022