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Cock Pirate

A woman of low moral character who tries to have sex with a man already in a committed relationship. Commonly referred to as a “homewrecker” but may differ from a homewrecker by using sex acts as leverage to gain preferential treatment and or gifts.
Cock pirates are actually hookers in training. They just haven’t developed the balls to ask for the money up front yet.
Jessica Slept with her married boss to get a better job at work. She’s such a cock pirate!
by CaptainCapricorn August 8, 2020
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Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic because she didn’t send me a package for her new documentary “The World's A Little Blurry”. Her world may be blurry but now mine is sad because I do not have a documentary package. Why? Well it seems that perhaps Billie decided that she does not care about the gays and has chosen to let them rot and cry in their packageless bedroom. Thanks so much Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell. I hope you have a nice day.
Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic
by moreindifferent March 2, 2021
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pirateteaninja

A ninja that also is a pirate that likes tea.

If you ever see one, then he or she is not a pirateteaninja.
OMG I HEARD THAT PIRATETEANINJA's ARE SUPPER COOL!!!

ya you are tottaly right!
by pirateteaninja June 26, 2006
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angry bearded pirate

The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!
(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!
by 12432425 April 22, 2009
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piñata

the kids were entertained with the piñata for hours
by thisismyaccount60 December 24, 2010
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pirate gold

the art of performing anal sex until one gets a lump of excrement on there penis
by running out of names here February 8, 2007
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

The 4th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's about Captain Jack Sparrow looking for the Fountain of Youth. Released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Doesn't have Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley but still has Johnny Depp.
by hahahlol45678987654 February 19, 2011
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