My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.

Ayee what’s up my Jordan 😐

by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021

my ex

a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore

Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion

by yourr_done November 11, 2021

my negan

Just like "my nigga" this term identifies your buddy who is there for you and will help you get in or out of a world of shit if needed.

I just got play off tickets for next weekend! "my negan"

by tinbrother January 7, 2017

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.

Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!

by Try_ December 13, 2021

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019

MY GG

A slang Organized by Pressa & Fendiyo

Dad: where was you at last night son

Pressa: i was hanging with my gg

by by: Juju November 16, 2021