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Jess

A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.

A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.

Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?

Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow

Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.

Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.

Guy 1 - Dang it
by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019
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Jesse

Is that Jesse?
Yeah. He is the rec legend
by —.— August 1, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse's are Jesse's! The most incredible, trustworthy and honest man you'll ever meet. He is extremely HARD-HEADED and will likely make you mad at times, but he will always make you smile right after.He is into cars and knows how to "drive" his woman wild! He is extremely talented and a rare catch! When you snag a Jesse don't let him go!

Any girl would want to be "Jesse's girl!"
If his name is Jesse, he is a keeper!
by Pmsrf August 4, 2019
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Jessing around

The act of flirting and kissing many guys in a non slutty way - used for a girl who enjoys a good time with a variety of guys but still gives batt to many people.

The act of having fun with other people in a non serious way.

It basically means to have fun with a variety of people and flirt / hook up with them without being slutty or it being an act to be ashamed of.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Oh just jessing around - might get with Ethan"

"How is your relationship with Ben going?"
"Oh no, we are not in a relationship, we are just jessing around for the fun of it"
by seaaaturtlee August 11, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is a big man who loves licking Sofia’s arse on the rare occasion.he often likes to have monster wanks over Sofia’s breasts which is also like amazing. His prime talents are telling people his ma isn’t on the dole and also being hardy
Jesse stop looking at Sofia’s arse
by Oli-mlk fanpage September 1, 2019
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Jesse is a scrawny ginger that licks Sofia’s arse.he also loves wanking over here titties.his ma is on the dole too lol
Jesse stop staring at Sofia’s arse
by Oli-mlk fanpage September 1, 2019
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jess disease

When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it
“Oh SHET JESS DISEASE KILL HER”
by Jessfallenangel September 17, 2019
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