NeverKnowsBest

What you write on the first cigarette you smoke. Taken from the anime show FLCL (Fooly Cooly).

I wrote NeverKnowsBest on the first cigarette I smoked.

by anonxn3 July 26, 2007

neverending game

When you click on the wrong link on a website and you get a pop up ad. Then, when you try to close it, more pop up and create a neverending task of closing pop up ads.

I accidentally clicked on an ad and got stuck playing the neverending game 'till my computer crashed.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Never.

Your mind is made up. You know you are strong and you will never do it again.

I will never write a definition as stupid as that. Ever.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 11, 2005

neverland

A virgin who has never had sex or anything remotely sexually related calls her privates neverland.

"Noone's ever seen my neverland, it's locked away in my chastity belt until I'm married!"

by Merrie November 13, 2007

Once you go black, you never go back

Big Dick Energy

Mary: OMFG
Boyd: You know,Once you go black, you never go back
Mary:more like, Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair

by bobaretto December 30, 2021

Optic Anal Nerve

The optic anal nerve is when your eyes cant see your ass going to work today.

For anyone that says there is no such "Optic Anal Nerve", - pull a hair out of your ass and your eyes will immediately start to tear.

by DirtySJ March 18, 2011

I'll never wash my cheek

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.

"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003