Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023
Get the Sports Spousemug. 
a person who likes to watch sport in tv while masturbating on granny fister III on his 2nd TV.
Hence the name GOOD (Granny Fister III) SPORT (lame ass happenings, like 11 no-gooders and 1 semi wigger chase a ball while beeing cheered by fat wall mart hunchbacks)
Hence the name GOOD (Granny Fister III) SPORT (lame ass happenings, like 11 no-gooders and 1 semi wigger chase a ball while beeing cheered by fat wall mart hunchbacks)
by The Black Plane December 16, 2016
Get the good sportmug. by watami May 9, 2022
Get the Fox Sports Camsmug. A term used to describe someone, usually someone younger, who thinks they know something but their understanding is very basic or wrong.
Example 1
Son- Being a doctor is easy. You don’t need a degree just google what’s wrong with them and write a prescription.
Father- Hold on there sports fan. It’s a little bit more complicated than that.
Example 2
Friend 1 - Man,,, That old MF tryin to tell me how to box. He don’t know shit switch his old ass.
Friend 2 - Ok sports fan,,,, you do know that old MF was Mike Tyson right?
Son- Being a doctor is easy. You don’t need a degree just google what’s wrong with them and write a prescription.
Father- Hold on there sports fan. It’s a little bit more complicated than that.
Example 2
Friend 1 - Man,,, That old MF tryin to tell me how to box. He don’t know shit switch his old ass.
Friend 2 - Ok sports fan,,,, you do know that old MF was Mike Tyson right?
by Supascience September 3, 2021
Get the Sports Fanmug. A difficult, high pressure activity, often under time constraint, with potentially catastrophic effects if it goes even slightly wrong. Examples include: Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it, trying to fairly split food with your sibling, and deciding among 15 other students who shares with who when there are only 7 bed-like surfaces in your assigned cabin.
Friend 1: Oh, did your mom question you about why we needed the gasoline?
Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!
Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!
by Approve this psuedonym istg April 9, 2024
Get the Extreme Sportmug. It's in the game
"Hey man, you want to play football"
"We can play it on EA Sports"
"How? Is it in the game or something?"
"We can play it on EA Sports"
"How? Is it in the game or something?"
by Spaghetti Stevo January 22, 2020
Get the EA Sportsmug.