Simp

A silly or foolish individual, usually goes by the name of Kain Pendelton. Actually cares about girls feelings despite texting them for a solid two weeks
Oh haha you simp! You’re doing a Kain again
by Barnsleylad May 15, 2020
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A guy who blows up your phone calls you cute or pretty constantly and is extremely annoying just for a girl who he's talked to for a few days or isn't even dating. This does not mean it if you are dating someone and do this ur a simp. Also he leaves the boys for the girls
Hey pretty girl how are you today I miss you soooo much omg please text me I'm off ps4 just to call you and the boys and I were in the middle of a shoot off in fornite because I'm a simp for you
by Beatandrealdifinitioms October 19, 2020
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A depressed and/or emotional person; a person that is always in their self-conscience feelings.
by negus of lyfe March 09, 2018
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sum girl: But I don't wanna be your minecraft girlfriend!
benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
by music.lover078 March 05, 2020
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Gage is such a simp.
by 69XxShreksterxX69 April 11, 2020
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Dylan Commerford, someone who ain't getting pussy anytime soon
Dylan, a.k.a a simp, has tuff luck getting that wet kitty
by 0273uejejaiw November 07, 2019
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Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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