mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.

"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"

by doodrighthere February 5, 2017

spaghetti noodle

AJ Susemichael

Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

by little ratatouille February 25, 2020

Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

by stollicharleston December 21, 2021

Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.

Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!

by BanJayce February 15, 2022

wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)

'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'

by hayley davison October 1, 2006

Noodle Raper

A random phrase to say when everyone is quiet or bored in a classroom. Usually gets laughs.

You: Noodle Rapers!
Classmates: (laughing)

by GTbrett90 April 28, 2005

Noodle Leg

Noodle leg refers to a "noodle" in the swimming pool, where you would put it between your legs, like a penis. A penis with very long length but very minimal girth.

Also refers to a long needle dick, thin dick, pencil dick, wire dick etc.

yo baby tyrone, you got a noodle leg man, are you lacking girth dawg?

With the noodle leg! (Do it, do it, do it!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Snap!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Yeah!)
Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut?"
(I love tha pussy - Alpa Chino)

by justine wong August 17, 2010