Beef & Cream

The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.

Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.

by Slobbin the Didly September 8, 2016

Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

Beef Squash

A combination of Sasquatch with a cheeseburger.

Who ever came up with beef squash was high as fuck.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020

Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021

Beef bat

Dark colored vagina lips

Her beef bat was flappin

by Polish bill February 5, 2021

beef sigh

When you're going down on them beef flaps and gasp for air.

I was sucking that pusspuss but then my asthma kicked in and I had to sneak in a beef sigh like, damn son.

by HeyIsThatNice May 1, 2021

party beef

a term coined for a cute college aged girl with a sizeable belly. It is bigger than you'd like but you don't mind it because she likes to party.

Mikey was attracted to Molly not because of her party beef but because of her beer pong skills.

by pb_lover December 15, 2011