Tallahassee Night Train 

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")

"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."

Tallahassee Night Train by majindelaware March 22, 2010

Late Night Street Sweeper 

When your friend ejaculates on his female counterparts torso, and then a second party enters and unknowingly kisses the torso of the same female. Thus resulting in the first male's semen in the second's mouth.

Man, Russell was a Late Night Street Sweeper last night with Jim and Alice.

Late Night Street Sweeper by #TrapHouse/Everything November 6, 2014

spaghetti night 

When you make way too much spaghetti, but dinner is not over until you eat all of them.

Are we going to have a spaghetti night on Tuesday?
Again? Wasn't last time enough for you?

spaghetti night by DObrin DIrichkov September 16, 2023

An adult diaper kind of night 

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

An adult diaper kind of night by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020

fend-for-yourself-night 

A night in which a parent, guardian, servant, or spouse does not provide food for his or her beneficiaries.

Timmy: "Mom, what's the plan for dinner tonight?"
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."

fend-for-yourself-night by Gleasonator January 26, 2012

dead of the night 

That time, around 3:30 AM, after most of the night owls have gone to bed but before most of the early birds get up. The greatest percentage of people are simultaneously asleep at this time.

I awoke from my dream in the dead of the night.

dead of the night by NetCast January 29, 2018

Nighty Night 

A cute way of saying good night to somebody or group of people.

Nighty night, sleep well now. :)

Nighty Night by sikknastyy February 17, 2015