Michael cox

Somebody who spends his life masturbating at work and going home early form(giggs, festivals, anything fun)

I went to work wanked and went home early I'm Michael cox

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Michael Shorr

Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom

You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )

by imananonymouse October 17, 2019

Michael Cialone

A caring man, usually pulls a lot of hoes (unless hoes mad)

I saw this really hot guy named Michael Cialone, I sat on his face

by There are only 2 genderss November 2, 2019

Michael Grapje

A joke that is made by a retard, and only he understands it.

"Great, that was a typical "Michael Grapje" , I'm dying right now" Sarcasm off

by Media Boy November 27, 2019

Michael Can't Draw

Michael Can't Draw is an American YouTube narcissist, he often clowns on other YouTubers for clout. Hes a pokemon card freak and owns mario kart curtains.

If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.

"Hey loin boi, wheres christan Ted??"
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"

(Michael Can't Draw definition)

by Tay Animations January 20, 2020

michael pella

One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.

Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario

Timbits: Yeah he’s massive

Morrow: yeah

Morrow:

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020