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Mike Gansey

Born Dec. 21, 1982, he is arguably one of the best college basketball players known to man. He attended WVU for his junior and senior years. During his senior year, he averaged 18.5 points per game, with a remarkable 59.7% shooting rate from the field. During his two collegiate years, Gansey and fellow teammate Kevin Pittsnogle led the team to two consecutive appearances in the NCAA tournament, the Elite Eight and the Sweet Sixteen, respectively. Obviously, Michael Gansey is my personal hero.
Dude, did your see that 3 point fade-away shot Mike Gansey made last night? It was insane!

Yup... Mike Gansey made another double-double in that game.

Mike Gansey is a true West Virginia hero!

Mike Gansey's autograph would be the perfect accessory to anyone's collection!
by MarkJames19 July 31, 2008
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Mikela

Mikela is the sexiest girl you'll ever meet. She's good in bed, and she will let you fuck her, Day and Night.
"Damn, who's she?"
"That's Mikela."
by sweg122 January 15, 2014
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Uncle mike

A man, THE MAN, a hero and an hero, one whose sole presence belittles everyone within 100 yard radius.

Some refer to him as DA MENG as he's so GZ. Women love him, and men love to hate him as they can never outwit or outmatch him.
Sit down you Uncle Mike wannabe! Some things you can't mimic!
by Uncle_Mike_Wannabe January 21, 2010
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Mike Jonesing

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.
Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.
by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006
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mike williams

criminal

bum

loser

named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.
"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"

"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."

"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."

"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"

"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"
by stu in the zoo December 9, 2008
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mike jones

mike jones-
def 1. A member of the swisher house swisha house

def 2. An anthem in the streets
Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!
by James July 25, 2004
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mikehole

Mikehole, fails at life.
by NovceGuru January 17, 2008
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