Uncle mike 

A man, THE MAN, a hero and an hero, one whose sole presence belittles everyone within 100 yard radius.

Some refer to him as DA MENG as he's so GZ. Women love him, and men love to hate him as they can never outwit or outmatch him.

Sit down you Uncle Mike wannabe! Some things you can't mimic!

Uncle mike by Uncle_Mike_Wannabe January 21, 2010

Mike Jonesing 

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.

Mike Jonesing by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006

mike williams 

criminal

bum

loser

named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.

"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"

"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."

"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."

"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"

"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"

mike williams by stu in the zoo December 9, 2008

mike jones 

mike jones-
def 1. A member of the swisher house swisha house

def 2. An anthem in the streets

Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!

mike jones by James July 25, 2004

mikehole 

A real life piece of shit. Inferior to NovceGuru.

Mikehole, fails at life.

mikehole by NovceGuru January 17, 2008

Icey Mike 

Filling a condom up with water, much in the same style as a water baloon, freezing it and then using it for insertion, either on ones self or on another.

"My girlfriend loves playing with ice cubes, so I made an icey mike to really get her going..."

Icey Mike by defonezers March 23, 2007

Mike and Mark Points 

Points in which people are handed out by Mike and Mark. They must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. The first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, Mike and/or Mark.

Go stab that orphan and we'll give you 1,000 Mike and Mark Points.

Mike and Mark Points by Mike Chainsaw January 6, 2009