Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.

Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway

by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013

Matt Ramos

A gay guy around many people, a demonic bitch in closed circles

I thought he was cool, but then he flipped out on me last night. What a fucking Matt Ramos.

by Cryptosporidian November 20, 2016

matt getchell

matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian

matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you

please publish this it would mean so much to me

by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018

Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways

Matt gilligan

by Tom sagaloo November 5, 2018

Matt Bagadouches

A dude named matt that totally sucks at madden in all aspects

Damn Matt Bagadouches! You had a 2 score lead and still lost in madden?!

by Josh17921 June 22, 2018

Matt w

A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.

Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.

Matt w is a little dicked cry Baby.

by Cockgobbler July 3, 2019

Matt bull

An person that tends to be silent or annoyed most of the time and under 5”3

Damn he looks like a Matt bull

by Useless donni November 13, 2019