boil a lobster

Accomplishing two things by doing one.

Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."

Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.

by Akerman88 May 12, 2011

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

L.A. Looks

A low cost hair gel typically used by teenage boys who incorrectly believe that its liberal application will increase female attention.

Person A: Bro, what is that in your hair? L.A. Looks??

Person B: Ima eat yo butt dude!

by Big poppa 62353456 January 31, 2018

lobster

to pee in someones mouth

dayummnn, you just been lobstered.

by sheldon crubblefrump July 15, 2008

rock lobster

when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome

ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster

by ashleigh (: August 24, 2008

rock lobster

a male pedophile

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"

by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009

lobs

A game played by primary school children. The players divide into two teams who both stand at either side of a the playground, or a netball court or something similar. Someone from one of the teams lobs, or throws a tennis ball at the other team. It must bounce once. If the tennis ball is not caught by a member of the opposing team after that one bounce, the team that threw the tennis ball in the first place scores one point. Games last as long as breaktime does.

At primary school we played lobs every day

by Kay September 27, 2006