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STINKING LINCOLN

WHEN YOU PICK UP A RANDON SKANK FROM A BAR.BANG HER TILL SHE PASSES OUT.PULL OUT A FIVE DOLLAR BILL WIPE YOU ASS WITH IT STICK IT TO HER FOUR HEAD. PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GO HOME!
Jake you won't belive what Peeps did last night... Ya man I heard he gave that chick from the bar a stinking lincoln then went to showtown... no shit....
by jonny roast beef July 8, 2010
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abe lincoln

When you donkey punch a girl and knock her out and you jiz all over her face, cut her pubes, and paste them on her face..and lastly..you shit on her head.
by guloof December 11, 2003
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A linux user

A complete fucking down-syndromed cunt, who thinks he's above everyone and better than anyone.
Usually sucks 20-50 cock a day and also takes cock into his ass.
by ZHONIAX July 3, 2016
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Linux

An Operateing System that's great for running network servers, but despite it being increadable stable, you have to be a Guru to make it work.
Also when it does crash, and yes it does occasionally, it does a spectacular crash.
Every OS has it's place in the world of computing:
Windows - Gameing/Network Clients/Home Users
Linux/Unix - Servers
MacOS - Multimedia and Special Effects
Not that they're limited to these roles, it's just that's where they best perform.
by Canadamus_Prime September 23, 2005
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baberaham lincoln

When you bust on a girls chin and then toss hair on there to give a beard. A Abraham Lincoln beard as you may.
by jshady June 22, 2005
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Abraham Lincoln

A very tall, skinny person.
"Haha! David just hit his head on the ceiling fan!"
"Yeah, he's a real Abraham Lincoln."
by Jatopian September 29, 2005
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Lincoln Park Royalty

"Lincoln Park" refers to the centrally located public high school in Chicago. The "Royalty" (as they are known) attend the school as members of the class of 2006. Lincoln Park Royalty (or LPR) consits of four highly devious teenage girls. Apart from being highly good looking and highly intelligent (if they do say so themselves), LPR is an undercover organization responsible for the majority of the nonviolent havoc-wreaking and trouble-making bestowed upon their poorly administrated school.
"-Oh gee golly Peggy Sue, did you see the flier that claims that the AP US History exam was cancelled?
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"
by lpr January 13, 2005
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