Trendy Lesbian

Trendy Lesbian is a female who, upon joining college/high school/equivalent, becomes friends with other loser feminists who have no time for "ordinary" and/or "normal" people.

The Trendy Lesbian will discuss, with her Trendy Lesbian friends, how uncool it is to be straight, and how edgy it is to be "sexually attracted" to other females, and that is what makes them superior and individual.

When conversing with a straight female, the Trendy Lesbian will openly mock the practice that is a heterosexual relationship, and ask her friends such things as "Would you sleep with a man? I wouldn't sleep with a guy. I just think that it's weird and un-edgy." while the straight female wonders why she even allowed herself to respond to the Trendy Lesbian in the first place.

The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with another female, and will stretch to kissing one at a party to keep her reputation as a "lesbian" untouched. The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with a male and uses her "homosexuality" as an excuse for being ugly/unloved/oppressed by her parents/ignored at school etc.

Trendy Lesbians travel in packs, and will have an extended Trendy Lesbian network consisting of a large number of other Trendy Lesbians. They will meet up occasionally to moan about how there are no other Lesbians in their area, despite there being a large group of them sat together, who could in theory, just sleep with each other if they were really all that bothered.
Girl 1: College is a new place full of exciting people. I need to be popular. I'm suddenly a lesbian because it's cool and original, and nobody else will understand me.

Girl 2: I'm in your shadow. I'm a lesbian too, because you said it's cool. Does that mean we should sleep together now?

Girl 1: Definitely not. We'll drunkenly kiss at that party tonight in front of everyone, and then maybe pretend we touched each other's breasts a little bit.

Girl 3: You're lesbians? I'm one too now.

Girl 1: That's so edgy of you. Let's go mock straight people for being conformists.

Straight Person 1: Look at those Trendy Lesbians over there.

Straight Person 2: I want to punch them for being shit.
by jagsnig July 22, 2010
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lesbian seagull

a female seagull that thinks another female seagull is the shiznit Also appears in Beavis and Butthead do America
lesbian seagull : damn that ass is fine

straight seagull : dude thats a chick
by Killer Faery December 28, 2005
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Ebony lesbian

The word Ebony derives from native the southern India and Sri Lanka from where various beautiful tropical trees of the genus are found. They are a hard, heavy, durable wood, most highly prized when lustrously black.

Ebony Lesbian is an African-American/Black female in which is a lesbian and beautiful is often referred to as an Ebony Lesbian.
Damn, I would love Kapri Styles to be my Ebony Lesbian.
by Maserati Italian May 7, 2009
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league of lesbians

An overly populated following of the popular game " League of Legends " resulted in a new better-fitting name because of the demographic. This group can only base their existence and need for the game by comparing itself to DoTA 2, which is by far a better MoBA game.

This includes pre-pubescent taintlickers, beliebers, kardashians, Nazis, and the collection of Korean, Japanese and Chinese people ( and maybe some other Asians ) who spam rage characters in the chat box.
Rick: Hey, did you hear those shitgobblers talk shit about DoTA 2?
Dick: Yeah I did, they probably play League of Lesbians.
by sillyphucker April 27, 2014
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lesbian shame

When the fact that a girl is a lesbian is a shame. This only occurs when she is hot. Because no one would mind a fat or ugly lesbian.
N: That's the hot girl in my German class
A: Aight that's, cool
T: Urgh dude she's lesbian dude.
Alien:Aw man!
N: Damn that's some lesbian shame right there.
by Nadsafs March 24, 2009
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katana lesbian

Created as an antithesis to hateful longsword lesbians, katana lesbians are lesbians that don't think non-she/her identities are "erasure".

Katana lesbians are all for he/him, they/them, and neopronoun lesbians.

Flag and identity designed by me, @PSXACID on Twitter.
She realized lesbian erasure wasn't going by pronouns other than she/her and became a katana lesbian.
by rosestrider August 19, 2020
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Super Lesbian

A super sexuality identified by attraction solely to biological women and not ladyboys.
As a Super Lesbian, I am attracted only to biological women and honestly all these lesbian dating sites trying to force me into rapey relations with biological men sickens me to my stomach.
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