Landon

A weird creature that emerges from the void to commit various crimes.

Omg run there’s a Landon coming.

by orxcle4 December 28, 2023

Landon

Someone who's awesome at soccer and who should also play lacrosse.

"Yo, Landon should totally play LAX!"

by JesuitsRule January 3, 2024

Landon

A Landon is a type word that is used to describe a person that indulges in finding girls, and have a sexual desire when they get with one.

You remember how Micheal dated that model to just to get down and dirty with her?

Yeah, he’s such a Landon for that. I think I‘ma pull a Landon too.

by SmartNegro January 9, 2024

Landon savino

An awesome buff specimen of a human.

Landon savino is so hot

by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024

Landimal

The Landimal is a well known figure in Patrician mythology. It is often pictured as a bull with the face of a young boy. The Landimal is almost like a reversed Minotaur, but much friendlier. In ancient Patrician myhtology, there is only one Landimal, but more recent discoveries show multiple creatures, almost like a herd.

The story of how the Landimal came to be begins with a young boy named Landon, who was turned into the Landimal by a witch as punishment for being to selfish.

Person 1: Whats your favourite Patrician myth?
Person 2: Probably the Landimal.

by williambowery January 31, 2024

Landimal

The Landimal (Durilanisheo Kontrhopoes) is a rare species of bull found on the overground Island of Patrick located in Smithearth. The Landimal resembles a bull with the face of a vertically challenged boy (also known as Landon Hyphen). In Patrician mythology, the Landimal is commonly found wearing a pink kilt and Black high top Vans.

person 1: "Have you ever read about ancient Patrician myths?"
person 2: "Yes! I find the story of the Landimal to be so fascinating."

by williambowery November 13, 2023

Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.

person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."

by williambowery November 13, 2023