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Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.
Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night
by Pintalicious March 5, 2011
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Dog Knocked

Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.
My old lady came home early and dog knocked my girlfriend
by Hodgcov November 1, 2010
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knocks and walks

When someone who is familiar in your home knocks briefly and then walks in without being formally invited.
Knocks and walks - to knock on the door and enter immediately.

The guy upstairs knocks-and-walks into our home anytime he feels like it. He just goes ahead and comes right in without waiting for "who's there" or "come in" or "coming!"
by Gasbarnut April 25, 2017
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Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.
I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.
by VegasJD May 5, 2024
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Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
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