Kelly

Slight obsession with men named Rob and any guy who had a girlfriend just because she thinks she’s mad with machines

Kelly’s a slag

by BeastNat69 December 5, 2017

Kelly

Kelly is the baddest bitch you will ever meet. Shes literally a baddie and shes best bitch number 1. If you leave a kelly, shes gunna get upset and probably get revenge by ending your lifu ♡
I suggest you dont mess them em unless you wanna get emotionally abused ngl.

Person 1 : I bet kellys never going to get married
Kelly : well its easy to date a dog, especially if you're a bitch ♡

by The baddie evi ♡ October 3, 2020

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.

Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.

Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.

by 420 praise it November 20, 2016

That's What Kelly Said

Replacing
"That's what she said" with "That's what Kelly said"

Men poking Girl with Pencil.

Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.

Boy: That's what Kelly said

by Matt The Groovylicious December 29, 2007

Kellem

Prick! Puts on a nice front. But much like flipping a switch, he will turn into super douchebag of the century.

"Oh Kellem is so sweet."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
........
"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."

by Abcdefghall November 4, 2013

Kelly my slime

Kelly is honestly really cool, although she’s on the fence about 80s music and her favorite color is white. She really likes jokes about Nazis and the gays. No matter what she’ll say that she sounds like a dude and looks like a rat. But honestly my ender pearls that only land in cute girls dms always be landin in her dms so what’s up

Yo yo yo it’s Kelly my slime

by Primarysqueeze July 1, 2019

The Kelly MacNee

A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):

....__................__...
......O...O-8==)).....O.....
....<|........|....//_...|>...
......|-....((==8-O...-|......
..../.|......\\..<.......|.\....
....|.|.......||..........|..|...

Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...

by Falcon Marlow December 14, 2008