Pooh kitten

Kitten: a women that is sooo purrrfect

Ohhhh Pooh kitten ..your everything baby

by Twin1215 April 6, 2018

eager kitten

When you have to grab so bad your asses in the air like an eager kitten

After night at the Mexican restaurant I was eager shittin like an eager kitten

by A team and the sliders May 17, 2018

Magic Kitten

A Series Of Books Written By Sue Bentley Starring A Magic Young White Lion Named Flame Who Disguises Into A Kitten To Keep Himself Hidden From His Evil Uncle Ebony.

Abbey's Mom: What Are You Reading, Abbey?
Abbey: Just A Magic Kitten Book.

by Handle Here June 18, 2018

Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

Lava Kitten

A kitten that use discord, That's rare..
And this kitten is smart too..

Lava Kitten

by absmangdhowsomebodyusedmyname February 13, 2019

The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

William Kittenger

One of the least funny people in the world. Usually a white boy hie is chubby and has a bad haircut. He tends to be friends with band kids with a very negative social reputation.

I heard William Kittenger posted another Star Wars meme, I almost killed myself because it was so unfunny.

by Ih8will September 21, 2020