Jordan 

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.

Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often

Jordan by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021

Jordan 

Big dick guy fucking fine ass hell get hoe but the one he love the most he will be with her forever and he will beat any nigga ass who mess with him his homies or his girl

Girls: jordan fine as fuck wish he could be my man

Jordan by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jordan 

JORDAN???!!

Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?"
Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"

Jordan by notslurry November 21, 2021

Jordan 

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.

“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”

Jordan by artifacct November 22, 2021

Jordan 

Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.

Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)

Jordan by glxssiergxrl November 22, 2021

Jordan 

Fucking slow

Jordan is dumb but a ride or die

Jordan by Blue not here November 22, 2021

Jordan 

Jordan,also known as mine bomer,is a pathetic loser,who makes art on instagram under the name @minebomer,he likes watermelon flavored candy,art,and his bed and his mama im sorry,50 dub,i really got it tatted on me,WAIT DON'T TYPE THAT,STOP TYPING WHAT I AM SAYING,THIS DON'T GO IN HERE BRO STOP!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU bghb bm cvn hvv cccvfofij bn,alright,anyway,follow his ig or something idek he make cool art :)

jordan trash cans

Jordan by idk who i am...... November 22, 2021