Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

jeff and jessica

Perfection. The best couple ever.

I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.

by Sir Jif April 20, 2018

Asian jeff

200 full box dead

Im gonna asian jeff all over this guy

by Asian Jeff100 February 21, 2024

Jeff

A block of dry beans

Person 1:Can you pass the jeff? Person 2: That block ass mother fucker?

by Zack nunya August 5, 2023

Jeff Bridgesy

The act of intimidating, being too much like, and/or being Nicholas Cage.

Guy 1: "Man, that motherfucker is being way too Jeff Bridgesy."

Guy 2: "What a fucking chode"

by JMFBBUDKM November 26, 2010

Jeff

A large dick head who thinks he's better than everyone else and like a to treat kids who do nothing like crap, he also likes to suck big dick and is a pussycat when it comes to sucks. He likes to treat your mom like shit

Omg he is such a Jeff

I think I accidentally pulled a jeff

by clownAssMotherFucker March 16, 2019

Jeff

A liar

Jeff is a liar

by djaisofi;jldsjklaf; May 6, 2019