by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014
Get the Jeff Kempedmug. When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.
I bit and sucked.
Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.
When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.
My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.
Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.
Jeffrey
I bit and sucked.
Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.
When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.
My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.
Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.
Jeffrey
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
Get the Jeff Bezosmug. Captain Man: It Looks Like Someone Just Robbed The Bank
Kid Danger: Well Who Did That? Captain Man: Oh My God!
Kid Danger: What!!
Captain Man: Jeff Was The Criminal Who Robbed The Bank!!!
Kid Danger: How Could He Do That He’s The Most Stupidest Criminal In Swellview!!!
Captain Man: I Know!!
Kid Danger: Lets Go
Captain Man: Lets Blow A Bubble
Kid Danger: And Stop Some Trouble
Captain Man: Good Rhyme
Kid Danger: Thanks
Captain Man: Now Lets Go
Kid Danger: Well Who Did That? Captain Man: Oh My God!
Kid Danger: What!!
Captain Man: Jeff Was The Criminal Who Robbed The Bank!!!
Kid Danger: How Could He Do That He’s The Most Stupidest Criminal In Swellview!!!
Captain Man: I Know!!
Kid Danger: Lets Go
Captain Man: Lets Blow A Bubble
Kid Danger: And Stop Some Trouble
Captain Man: Good Rhyme
Kid Danger: Thanks
Captain Man: Now Lets Go
by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 22, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. "jeff is a little pussy"
by jeffhassmalldick123 August 29, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. The most high degree of a hater. These people hide in plain sight as supporters and in darkness tell people how they hate you while also ranting over the internet about you while never directly talking to you or mentioning you.
They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.
They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.
by Salvatore Perigio September 15, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…
And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024
Get the Good Job Jeffmug. That one dougechbag who doesnt respect anybodys sexual or personal boundries, weather or not they involve trauma or not. hes "that guy" at the party
ew its Jeff again
by philly man December 1, 2022
Get the Jeffmug.