jade garden

A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"

-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.

by 3e934897-diuph October 21, 2019

Jade

A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.

hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade

by ifwegivealittlelove November 22, 2021

Jade

Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.

sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?

Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman

sexy man: Fuck off!

Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch

by gaybitchesgetfucked April 21, 2021

Jade

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon

Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade

by Fortnite m8 November 2, 2020

Jade

A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.

Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we al love Jade.

by LSMF January 24, 2022

Jade

A very special name for a very special girl. Jade is a Dutch name and word also having the name of a crystal. Thus when your name is Jade, you should know you're special.

Jade is such a cool girl. Yeah, we all love Jade.

by LSMF January 24, 2022

Jade

An absolute psycho but once you get to know her she is a pretty fun girl that all the guys would love to get to know

Man: hey dude have u seen jade lately

Man 2: yeah man she looked really cute

by Stranger007 December 28, 2022