jack thompson

A anti-game crusader who blames everything bad that happens on video games.
Video games caused 9/11
Video games Murdered my family
Video games promote child obesity
Video games caused katrina to destroy New Orleans!
Despite how much I hate him I agree that games are rated M for a reason, Yes im talking to you 12 and under on Counter-strike.

Jack Thompson: I will offer $10,000 to anyone who makes my game!
Fighting hell fish: here it is, we call it Defamation of Character

Jack Thompson: oh, umm I was just kidding haha, it was sarcasm you see...

by Gamer4life October 23, 2005

Jack of Diamond's

(n) a guy that's acting like a jackass.

"When Brown Boy gets drunk, he's a real Jack of Diamond's."

by Mamma Murder May 19, 2010

Jack Avery

Literally a noodle head

Have you seen Jack Avery, his hair is so much likes noodles

by Limelight5every April 19, 2018

jack grazer

A very hyper, outgoing person. This person has alot of friends and enjoys being the center of attention. has the personality of someone you either love or hate. There is no in between.

"Have you seen the new kid? He's so talkative!"
"I know right? He's such a jack grazer."

by Not jack Dylan grazer October 8, 2017

Wall-jacked

When your Facebook Wall is taken over and completely occupied by either a long comment or a string of comments by "friends"; often times unrelated to the initial response to a posting or status update.

Man, I've been wall-jacked by 20 friends discussing sci-fi television generally as comments to my status, when all I did was post that I thought my wife was a Cylon.

by jurv February 2, 2009

sperm-jack

The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission

Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.

by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009

Jack Daniels

A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.

If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.

by dammit janet October 22, 2004