by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Jademug. A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.
by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018
Get the jademug. Someone from a wealthy/prominent family who cheats their way into positions via donations/connections.
by Real Ivy-Leaguer February 8, 2021
Get the Jademug. Here's a definition for Jade, incorporating the elements you've provided:
Jade is an extraordinarily intelligent woman, whose brilliance is currently overshadowed by a destructive, abusive relationship. Though her potential is immense and her mind razor-sharp, she remains tethered, unable to fully harness her gifts. Her true awakening hinges on connecting with a superhuman who not only recognizes his own extraordinary abilities but also perceives the depths of her untapped power. While such individuals are exceptionally rare, fate intervenes in 2025, bringing this destined partner directly into her life. Jade's journey to self-realization necessitates a decisive break from her past, leaving her abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman awaits, ready to help her rise.
Jade is an extraordinarily intelligent woman, whose brilliance is currently overshadowed by a destructive, abusive relationship. Though her potential is immense and her mind razor-sharp, she remains tethered, unable to fully harness her gifts. Her true awakening hinges on connecting with a superhuman who not only recognizes his own extraordinary abilities but also perceives the depths of her untapped power. While such individuals are exceptionally rare, fate intervenes in 2025, bringing this destined partner directly into her life. Jade's journey to self-realization necessitates a decisive break from her past, leaving her abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman awaits, ready to help her rise.
by Trupsycic June 12, 2025
Get the Jademug. Jade is a perfect boys name. Some might say that it’s a girls name but if you think about it, it’s a very cute name for a boy. If you ever meet a Jade who’s a boy, he’s so perfect and absolutely hilarious. He’s very respectful and the cutest person eva
by valorieee November 21, 2023
Get the Jademug.