A legendary kid that lives in da bridge, who is the originator of the term Cocksmoking. He models his life after the book The Outsiders, and occasionally screams "Do it for Jonny man!". He supposedly lives with a sister in da bridge, who is the creepiest person you will ever see. He is also cousin to a man made of steel, who is unbreakable. J-White is a druggie, and a parent-to-be. He is also in a band allegedly named "18 inches of pain". J-White sightings are extremely rare. Recent sightings describe him as looking "Frankenstien-ish". Calling someone J-White is generally used satirically to describe a druggie.
Christian: Wow, you see that kid over there?
Raffy: Man, what a druggie, he's so burnt.
Tyler: Dude! I think that's J-White!
Raffy: Man, what a druggie, he's so burnt.
Tyler: Dude! I think that's J-White!
by Peter Shaw the G master February 12, 2008
Get the J-Whitemug. A derogatory term for a mutt who is composed of 3/4 frog and 1/4 injun. They generally display arrogance and heightened aggression when intoxicated. They demonstrate a penchant for alcohol tolerance and 'dragon-slaying'.
My dad is French and Native Canadian, my mom is French and last week while wasted I through a plate through a third story window...I think that makes me a j-go.
by socceric21 February 13, 2008
Get the j-gomug. Logan: I'll have a BEC-J
Miguel (the deli guy): Give me a few minutes.
*A few minutes later.
Miguel: Here's your Bacon Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!
Logan: Thanks!
Miguel (the deli guy): Give me a few minutes.
*A few minutes later.
Miguel: Here's your Bacon Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!
Logan: Thanks!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
Get the BEC-Jmug. by Rampage W. September 14, 2010
Get the J-Swagmug. by IAMBALLA November 24, 2009
Get the J-Rozmug. by the one they call mike May 27, 2009
Get the Breezy Jmug. by SLampy March 11, 2006
Get the J-Bizzlemug.