Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

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Cherry wood

When you are going ham on your girl and she starts her p and it gets all over your dick

"Ah fuck, you just gave me cherry wood."

"Someone call the tampon police cause this bitch gave me cherry wood."

by Mattchew Telescope April 27, 2016

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Drift Wood

Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot.

"he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"

by munch! munch! December 5, 2011

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Meth Woods

A person that usually does meth and other drugs. A large person. Someone who likes to suck and blow a lot of cock.

Quit sucking that mans cock Meth!!!! Dont do drugs mmkay drugs are bad mmkay... or else you will be called methew woods or Meth Woods

by krackerjax July 8, 2011

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Tiger Woods

Diet Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan Lime

Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank

by Mason City December 20, 2009

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Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014

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