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Florida

A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.
Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"
by apple_lychee August 20, 2020
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Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.
Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.
by DNTechs October 16, 2010
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Florida Friday

When a group of male friends gather on a Friday to do PCP and then fight each other.
Paul: I’m not sure what we could do to celebrate your son’s first communion.
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?
by AK50_Update_When? June 1, 2021
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things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave
Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro
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Florida king

A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”

Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”

Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Florida

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest
“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
You mean California?”
by Mk_is_cool July 6, 2021
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Florida Weekend

Florida Weekend- is an all weekend event of hanging out with friends, 2butgetting drunk, causing trouble, crusing around, bar hopping, and looking for chicks. Letting the boy's be boy's.
I can't wait to leave work Friday the boy's an I are going to have a Florida Weekend.

My girls working all weekend.. I'm having a Florida Weekend .. Let the boy's be boy's!
by Arp624 June 25, 2016
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