ivan

a beautiful man that everyone loves and deserves the world

person 1: wow that guy ivan is so beautiful

danny: go away hes mine

by dannylovesivan May 14, 2025

IVAN

A super un athletic person it pisses you off

Harrison is such an IVAN for sitting out on practice

by Brojoecopp June 2, 2025

Ivan Krasnoperov

Ivan Krasnoperov is the most loving, caring, understanding man ever. He will see all the goods in you and see your scars as something to be loved. He will give you a princess treatment even tho he’s cold sometimes. Will be obsessed with you in the cutest way. And will always try to make you happy.

- is that Ivan Krasnoperov?
- I really wanna marry him.

by OGMarsu! June 16, 2025

Ivan's downloading

When your little brother is downloading when you're trying to jerk off to character AI or play arma

Duval dude I was trying to jerk off to character AI with bub but Ivan's downloading

by bryfryduval July 27, 2025

Ivano-Frankivsk

The BEST city in UKRAINE and I was born here

Me: I was born in Ivano-Frankivsk
You: really?
Me: yeah
Me Don't call my city "bad" it's disrespecting Western Ukraine!
Me: They like Russia or something

by Aris777 August 18, 2025

Ivan Alien Stage

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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

ivanka

Verb. To be grossly incompetent and unsuited for one's role but completely unaware. Involves overestimating one's skills with undeserved self-confidence. Often seen at Dunning-Kruger peaks and with nepo babies.

She's probably going to ivanka again during the meeting. I feel so bad for her. I'd talk to her, but her dad owns the company.

by ivankaisaverb December 5, 2025