Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

hitchwhovian

A fan of both Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

My friend is a hitchwhovian. She won't stop telling me about Douglas Adams' career as a writer for Doctor Who. Don't get me started about all the crossovers involved...

by Trillian Lungbarrow September 3, 2013

Hitchhikin

Taking another dudes bitch

"Sees a bad bitch who has a boyfriend , that's looking lonely at the club". "walks over to spit heat" Yo look at this dog ,my man is hitchhikinnnn

by MikeyBeenTrilL March 15, 2016

hitchhiker hug

When you're in the back seat of a vehicle and reach around the front seat to hug the person up front and are only able to hug them around the neck.

A drunk friend gave me a hitchhiker hug from the backseat when I dropped him off at home. I thought I was being strangled.

by SJC1989 August 8, 2016

Hatchet syndrome

The act of not being able to use an app correctly or smart phone functions. May involve numerous button pushing.

I can't get this app to work and I've pressed all the buttons I can. Dude you've got hatchet syndrome walk away from the phone.

by Candygal53 June 19, 2016

hatchet slice

The appearance of a bbw's vagina while she is bent over in the doggy style position.

Billy Bob took that fat chick home from the bar last night. He sent me a pic of her hatchet slice. It looked rather tight.

by Slee23 June 14, 2016

Hitchball

The baby bump of a girl who uses her pregnancy to force the baby daddy into marriage.

"Tina's hitchball is scaring the shit outta Jack."

by JohnPhil May 15, 2016