Skip to main content

hope

To bring up a major topic with a lot of emotional stigma and then blow it off and not say any more once the opposite person(s) become invested in said topic; to imply that you know more, but hold back information like a bitch
Girl: So, I was with the guys and one of them totally thinks you're hot.
Girl 2: Really? WHO?
Girl: Don't freak out, it's no big deal. You wouldn't be interested anyways.
Girl 2: Wtf, why even bring it up if you're not going to tell me? You CANNOT hope me on this.
Girl: ~ doesn't text back ~
by awkwardteen August 18, 2013
mugGet the hopemug.

Beacon of Hope

Hym "Then he's just more evidence I'm right! Just goes to show how far the fat cock will carry you. Create A.I. literally? Nothing! Have a fat cock? Fuck all the actresses!"

Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"

Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
mugGet the Beacon of Hopemug.

Bar Hoping

The act of timing your heavy drinking with the arrival of a drug dealer so you don't blackout before their arrival and delivery of your nose beers.
A: What are you doing Friday night?

B: The usual. Going to do some bar hoping at Chili's.
by Entrofoxx December 9, 2019
mugGet the Bar Hopingmug.

Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry

The industry that is in Mobile, Louisiana, or Florida in September for the hurricanes and in the Midwest in the spring for the tornados. They're not even around long enough to give a fuck about anybody, if another hurricane hit a few weeks later in the Bahamas, they'd already be in the Bahamas with a new story, a new group of people they care so much about, and a new fundraising and rescue effort underway.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry is not on your side, they are not your friend. They are just the people that control your supply chain (they have all the power) if you end up fucked. They are the same people that control the weapons, military, government, industry, and first responders.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
mugGet the Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industrymug.

Filter hope

The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.
A: Didn't you already email her?

B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.

A: That's a filter hope, B.
by subsubsublibrarian October 8, 2011
mugGet the Filter hopemug.

Hope

a black spaniel who is cute as fuck. she usually comes into the school with her owner aka mrs leyland and she is usually seen at break or lunch playing with a ball
cannot wait to see hope
by big fat tubby December 29, 2022
mugGet the Hopemug.

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”
Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.
by femcelpilled May 13, 2022
mugGet the I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.mug.

Share this definition