Helmet

A term used to describe a particular group of teenagers living in the town of Healdsburg, California. They typically have about 6-8 members; their attire is usually reconstructed denim, from thrift stores, or Threadless.com. They are mostly homeschooled or attend the local community college, and several make up the pop-punk band known as Secret Cat and attend the theater group known as the Imaginists. Helmet is famous for its genius creativity and obsession with apes.
Helmet's emblem or logo is characterized by a minimalistic face made up of a simple circle for a head, two dots for eyes and a straight line for a mouth.

Are you and Katrina going to the Helmet party on Saturday?

by H. Arlequinne October 15, 2008

colter helmet

a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.

colter helmet suck helmet

by leejrehs November 10, 2010

Helmets and Gloves

A Type of Friendly Fighting (usually held in hockey dressing rooms) where two people are given only hockey: helmets and gloves, they fight with shots mostly to the head

"Hey you guys should go Helmets and Gloves"
"You guys should lockerbox"

by sawadajo July 12, 2006

hamburger helper

when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly

I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap

by brian jenkins January 29, 2008

helmetosis

a Disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere

I have helmetosis, that's why i'm wearing a helmet right now.

by DJ D3N!S August 6, 2007

helmet

some who is retarded or constantly does or says stupid things

AKA- a helm

that kids a helmet

by A Bo November 14, 2007

Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003