Hemetitis

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet.
The new guy in town had hemetitis.

by Pelonous777 July 26, 2020

Helmut Lang

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

by Ian Chode May 2, 2004

Cheese Helmut

An uncircumsized foreskin

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009

Gutter Helmut

The art of ejaculating on that one spot, towards the back of her head, where it causes a flow down to her back and then continues along her ass crack and ends up collecting into a pool on the floor.

Damnit Cletus! Why you always gotta jizz on the back of my head?
Listen here woman! The day you can jizz on the back of my head is the day you can tell me where i should be jizz'n!
I like how it just flows like rain...
Now go take your shower and let's cuddle, my little gutter helmut!

by AthieN September 4, 2008

hermetic vagina

a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.

His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.

by uttam maharjan February 3, 2012

helmate

When a man called Danjal can't spell on msn for shit

just thinking about asking you for a lift, don't want the cops seeing me without a helmate... so a lift to the bus stop would have been good

by Chemical Spill February 19, 2004

helmety

It describes that elusive middle eastern man with an infamous helmet-shaped hair cut, who prides himself on wearing capris and trenchcoats, among various other eurotrash clothing. The effect multiplies with the application of a beanie type garment upon the cranial area. a 'helmety' individual also tends to ask asinine economics-related questions and has a tendency to be friends with amateur porn stars.

"Gosh, that guy over there is so helmety! What a sexy beast!"

by Morrison December 14, 2004