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Hairbrush

A tool used to rip off all the little hairs in your head. Don’t worry, get two and you’ll rip off out all you hairs
That hairbrush is my fav
by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019
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Jesus Hair

An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.
You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!

"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
by MBucher December 9, 2008
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Natural Hair

Natural hair is a term used for the hair that (typically) grows out Black peoples heads. It ranges from textures like kinks, coils, and looser curls that grow down instead of out. Natural hair means that it is in its natural state, with no perms, weaves, or wigs.
Angela "I'm loving my natural hair, I wish I never permed,"
LaTasha "I'm loving it too,"
by #FreeJT June 2, 2019
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pubic hair

A patch of hair near the private parts. Men have it, women have it. It's like a jungle down there.
Speaking of which, I learned that white people don't use washcloths. Did you know that? I'm serious they got one bar of soap in the house. Every time I go to use it, someone's pubic hair was in it. Why yo ass gonna put the wrong bar of soap in your butt and all that. Maybe I need to wash my face...or my feet.
by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006
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ball hair pizza

A pizza that is topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and more predominantly, ball hair.
Joey: You want a slice of my ball hair pizza?
Ray: No thanks, I'm full
by RTheChance February 24, 2009
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hippie haircut

When one lights one's hair on fire while attempting to smoke pot.
Dude check it out you just got a hippie haircut! Jesus that smells.
by Jaredbishop May 19, 2008
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hair cramp

when your hair dries a certain way then you change the part and it hurts SO BAD!
I had a massive hair cramp this morning!
by blubunny November 15, 2007
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