Hawking a loogie on someone means that spitting on somebody only means that they hate you and they hope you die. Hawking a loogie is not romantic, or attractive through sexuality. Hawking a loogie is not forplay in sex, it just means the person is spitting on someone that they hope dies.
Did you see Steve Hawking a Loogie on Joseph? He really hates that man.
Why did Joseph hawking a loogie on Jane, he thinks she is such a bitch that does not deserve a raise in her Construction Work pay check.
Why did Joseph hawking a loogie on Jane, he thinks she is such a bitch that does not deserve a raise in her Construction Work pay check.
by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024

by BouncyBonBon November 22, 2024

Dime hawk is someone who stands around at a certain place, (i.e. Street,stoop, porch, looking out a window) with the sole purpose of buying a dime bag of pot. Usually the dime hawk doesn't have enough money to buy that pot. So they beg everyone that they see for a dollar.
Me: That dime hawk just got me for a dollar
Mike: Why she need more pot, she just smoked all mine an hour ago
Me: Really? That dime hawk is such burn out.
Mike: Why she need more pot, she just smoked all mine an hour ago
Me: Really? That dime hawk is such burn out.
by Blinded by the light May 19, 2016

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by Olly Mc August 30, 2023

In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.
by pornstitute August 5, 2024

Happy Hawks-mas
by Hawks-simp December 22, 2020
