hamster grappling

The drunken art of fondling the old lady's fluff after coming home steaming.

"Gibbo was so drunk last night all he could do was lick his finger an attempt some hamster grappling"

by Bryz April 11, 2008

concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010

grape

used by Marines to describe one's head.

1) "Punch him in his grape!"

2)"I hit my grape"

3)"He got shot in the grape"

4)"I graped that haji"

5)"put a cover on your grape"

6)"5 minutes man, I gotta shave my grape"

by psl in your face March 4, 2009

Peel Me a Grape

To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.

Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"

by Dragonspisces July 24, 2018

GRAPE

A kind of Gang like Bloods or Latin Kings.
Purple is their color.
Usually saying G'sz up.

Yo, whuts good Grape?

Yeah, i heard that nigga Grape.

No, we dont mess with Grapes.

by gab^y March 19, 2008

Grape fruited

The act of penetration so deep into the human anus that the result is a overly expanded ass hole resembling the size of a grape fruit.

Dude, I totally just "grape fruited" that bitch last night!

by Tom The Grape Fruiter January 27, 2011

dig out the grapefruit

Lick a pink pussy

He likes to dig out the grapefruit of Audra.

by HuntedCave October 4, 2013