Quebecois French

French spoken by the Quebecois. Regular French by all means except the pronunciation and some jargons, which makes the "regular" Frenchman feel lost in translation, Bill Murray style.

In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.

Quebecois French: Bonjour monsieur, comment allez-vous?

Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaît?

Quebcois French: *grumble*

Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*

by I don't speak German January 20, 2009

french twist

Traditionally a "French Twist" is a hairstyle in which the hair is tucked into a vertical roll on the back of the head. However, "French Twist" can also be applied to the act of having sex because the penis is tucked into the vagina in the same sense.
*is best used to discribe this act with a chick who has a fat vagina.

"yeah- that bitch had me in a french twist all night long!"

by Docta Coopa April 28, 2008

translated french

fellatio with a condom

"I'm a safe girl", she murmured, "as she slipped a condom on me." It was translated french-but great!

by H-Dog November 25, 2005

french kiss my ass

Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.

C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!

by Prof. Dipl.-Ing. Dr. Fritz Schlong August 2, 2003

French Eskimo Kiss

The act of completely engulfing your partners nose with your mouth, then licking her nasal cavity.

I gave my girl a French Eskimo kiss, i didn't get sex for a week after that, but it was worth it.

by Radical Ed2 August 5, 2011

french

A language which I like speaking.

Comment tu tapples
Ja Mapple Dude
Salut dude!

by Stacie September 15, 2004

French Stewart

n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.

There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.

by chinesefoodninja February 1, 2005