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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
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When one wins here, AND wins there.
I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there. Now what?
by TigerbloodandCoke March 22, 2011
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Bi-winning

to win here and to win there
so you were bi-winning, you were feelin' good, but at the same time dying
by smokincodank March 22, 2011
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Bi-Winning

A word made up and used by Charlie Sheen during a famous interview on Good Morning America. It is now currently and most commonly used by crack-heads to describe their lives in a positive light. It has made its appearance on SNL as well as "tiger blood"
Interviewer: Some people consider you bi-polar, would you say the same?
Sheen: What... what does that even mean?
Interviewer: Two ends of the stick......?
Sheen: What?! What does that mean? IM BI-WINNING! All about the passion man... i make Frank Sinatra and Mick Jagger look like droopy eyed and armless children when i'm on drugs
by Kaylinmarie March 22, 2011
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n. The act of being a winner of several forms.
Im bi-winning. I win here, I win there.
by zhollis March 22, 2011
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Winning here and winning there...now what?
"Bi-polar? How about Bi-winning? I win here and I win there" said Charlie "bayonets" Sheen.
by babushkahnigor March 22, 2011
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Charlie Sheen's ability to grab the attention of an entire nation and remain a media darling amidst allegations of drug abuse and mental illness
GMA Andrea Canning: "Some are saying that you're bipolar"

Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and win there. Now what?"
by Ederra March 23, 2011
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