20 minutes from Ohio

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.

"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”

by cami151 July 31, 2020

last minute e buyer

A person who likes to bid on the things they want at the last 5 or 2 minutes, total pricks who put down a million dollars so no one would win the auction.

Mr.Jones likes to bid on the last minutes,
Mr.Jones must die!

by prince pwnage March 15, 2004

60 Minutes II

A CBS version of the Sunday night staple that ran once a weeknight from 1999-2005. The show was famously controversial for those forged documents that ruined Dan Rather's career.

I wonder if SeeB.S. learned from the 60 Minutes II fiasco

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

You're wasting my minutes

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.

Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.

You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.

by The Vig July 13, 2009

so ten minutes ago

See so yesterday


(adj.) bringing up a conversational topic that has already ended.

a: So what do you think about iraqi Priso...


b: oh that was so ten minutes ago... where you been at?

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

7 minutes in heaven eren

the best eren jaeger fanfic made by kw_writes but was sadly discontinued.

Josh: Yo you read the 7 minutes in heaven eren thing on ao3?
Aidan: Nah but my girl did

by sadaddy January 15, 2022

Ten minutes to two legs

Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.

1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
3. Oh.

by larrydonovan May 8, 2009