fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

Flower penis

When your a hippie but you buy a dildo

Bro your such a flower penis

by Hsjejf August 17, 2017

wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010

Talking flower

That goofy ahh flower in super Mario bros wonder that wonders what the whole fucking universe tastes like. (and likes goombas)

talking flowers are weird.
-me

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Flower Fever

Wanting flowers VERY badly. Not necessarily on special occasions (those are appreciated too), but they’re better when given randomly.

“I want a bouquet of flowers soooo badly. I got flower fever 😩”

“Your girl been tweeting so much about flowers recently, I just know she has flower fever. If you don’t like your girl then just say that🤣”

by browhatthefreak January 11, 2021

King's Flower

Codename for Weed, Pot, the Marijuana, etc.

Me: "Yo man, let me get some of that King's Flower!"
My Drug Dealer: "Yo I'll sell you an eighth right now!"

by SandyToes May 22, 2015

Flowers

friendly lovers; friends who kiss

What are you and Maggie, cause you say you’re friends but you guys kiss?
- We’re like flowers?
Flowers?
- Yeah, friendly lovers
Oh I get it now

by i wanna travel May 7, 2021