Dick Fingers 

Everything you touch you fuck.

"Hey Ki, you fuckn fucked my computer you fucken dick fingers!!!!

Dick Fingers by Dewk Knewkem February 22, 2011

Odom Fingers

When two men have anal sex with one woman, then both of them take turns on the woman, but when it is time to tag, the male that is currently behind the woman takes his finger, sticks it in the females anus, grabs the mixture which is in there and slaps it on the other mans hand, therefore tagging him "in"

Hey Jeff, remember when we did Odom Fingers on that chick that works down at Hooters? That was awesome!

Odom Fingers by Jeffraisas January 18, 2007

Dick Fingers 

A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.

Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.

Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."

Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."

Dick Fingers by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013

Two fingers up 

A pose stating the fact that you are packing negative penis magnitude.

“Ayo that guy is doing the two fingers up pose”
“ Ahh he must have a shrimp”

Two fingers up by Dictionary Of (-_-) April 21, 2022

Stinky Fingers 

A term associated with a mexican/dominican who has inserted his fingers into a stinky area of a female, (i.e the poopah or the vagina) thus relaying the stink to their fingers. To truly achive the status of "Stinky Fingers," (or "Stinky" for easy everyday use) one must continue touching things with the defication/vaginal discharge covered hands (i.e baseball equipment, other bunk bitches, etc.)

Stinky Fingers Stinky Stinko Stanko Stanky Fingers

Man 1: Thats the kid we call stinky fingers.
Man 2: Eww what a dirty mexican! haha
Man 1: Yeah, I know. He stuck 4 fingers in that fat chicks poon then touched all our gear
Man 2: That bitch had herpes. What an inconsiderate fuckbag.

Stinky Fingers by cp555 November 24, 2010

2 fingers up 

if you send 2 fingers up to remz you think he’s a beautiful and amazing human and your madly obsessed with him 🥰

look remz is beautiful i’m gonna send 2 fingers up to him🥰

2 fingers up by remzgetsgyal April 7, 2022

Bobby Fingers

A disease that afflicts those who must use three emails or 20 IMs to convey a single thought.

He was blowing up my IM with his bobby fingers trying to tell me about the press release he needed.

He's got the bobby fingers, I got no less than three emails from him asking me to write the article about the Kung Fu Ninja diet.

Bobby Fingers by BrandiK December 12, 2010